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  When I opened my eyes, the Queen was stroking the bridal veil, her lovely face sad. “Your mother and I were friends in our youth,” she said. “I cried for a year after her death.”

  I blinked. I’d had no idea. My parents were killed when a goblin crew, searching for one of my father’s Unseelie brothers, ransacked our house in the Faerie realm. I was in the mortal world, and have pretty much stayed here since.

  “I didn’t know that,” I said.

  “No. Well, you wouldn’t. Your parents were very careful not to take sides, I understand. Fraternization between the Courts can be…” she blinked moist eyes, “difficult.”

  I said nothing.

  “My son has told me much about you,” she said, bringing her head up, her face brighter. “About what you’re doing for him.”

  “He has?”

  “Yes. It isn’t easy to find a suitable mate for a prince,” she said, and added wryly, “especially one who’s as gay as a mintball. I appreciate you… helping him to be more comfortable with a woman.”

  “Oh,” I said. “Well, no problem. I mean, thank you.”

  The Queen nodded. She turned to go. Then she said, as if it were an afterthought, “You will be welcome in my Court, Aura. You will always be welcome.”

  I stood frozen, staring after her as she wove elegantly through the chaotic, messy dressing room.

  Welcome in her Court?

  I stood there for about five minutes, completely frozen. Welcome. In. Her. Court.

  When Parker, Ell’s very harried assistant, bustled over and told me Ell and Tadgh were waiting for me in the lobby, I darted out there so fast I think I might have actually flown a little while. Ell was leaning against the reception counter, giggling animatedly with the receptionist, and Tadgh stood checking something on his PDA. So big and tall and broad and male, both of them, not just Tadgh. Ell’s immaculately cut sweater and slacks showed off his tight, toned body, and Tadgh in his suit looked like a tamed brute.

  I raced over to them both, breathless with excitement and heat, and grabbed them both.

  “Aura?” Tadgh sounded surprised as he caught me around the waist. “Are you ok -- mmph!”

  I shut him up by plugging his mouth with mine. I was going to Court! The Seelie Court! I was welcome there! I seriously don’t think I’ve been this excited since I discovered multiple orgasms.

  I left Tadgh’s mouth and turned to Ell, kissing him just as hard.

  “Home,” I said when I came up for air. “Now. Home.”

  “Uh, actually, we just got a suite here.” Tadgh shifted at my side and I felt the slight bulge that told me what my kiss had done to him. “To celebrate Ell’s --”

  “Suite!” I shrieked. “Yes! Where? Now! Go now!”

  The receptionist stared, wild-eyed, as I tugged them toward the elevators. Well, you would, I suppose: crazy girl in a wedding dress jumping all over two guys and snogging them both madly. It’s not something you see every day. Ell darted back for a key, and then we were in the elevator, just the three of us, out of anyone else’s sight, and he teleported us to the suite.

  It was big, grand, beautiful, and I wasn’t remotely interested. I grabbed Ell with both hands and swung him round in a circle like a giddy child.

  “Guess what?” I yelped, beaming so wide I thought the top of my head might fall off.

  “What?”

  I grabbed Tadgh and pulled him into our mad whirl. “I’m going to Court!”

  Tadgh stared at me. “Faerie Court?”

  “Yes! Faerie Court! Seelie Court! Ell’s mother came to see me, she came to see me,” I cried, breathless, and come to think of it rather dizzy from all that spinning. I let go of them both and plopped down on the thick fluffy rug in the middle of the room.

  “She came to see me,” I gabbled. “She said she used to be friends with my mother, which is mad ’cos no one ever told me, and then she said she really appreciated me helping Ell out, and that I was welcome at her Court any time! She told me I was welcome!”

  Ell and Tadgh exchanged a smile. Ell sat down next to me and pulled me into a hug. “Of course you are, sweetie. I told her how wonderful you’d been to me, to us. She said any friend of mine was welcome in the Court, but when I told her what you were doing to help me out she insisted on meeting you so she could thank you.” He brushed a strand of hair out of my eyes. “I was going to tell you, but I thought it would make a better surprise.”

  “It did! It’s amazing! God, Ell,” I crushed him to me, “you have no idea what this means to me. I can finally go to Court.”

  Tadgh sat down on my other side. “Congratulations, sweetheart.” He hugged me, and I kissed him, and then I kissed him harder, because I was madly keyed up and when I get really excited there’s only one kind of release that can help me.

  “I think it’s time,” I said to Ell.

  “Time?”

  “For you to have sex with a girl. I mean, we wouldn’t want to disappoint your mother, now would we?”

  Ell swallowed.

  “It won’t hurt a bit,” I said, and then I kissed him, and, comfortable with that at least, he kissed me back while I vanished all our clothes. I felt Tadgh’s hands on my back, stroking and soothing, and then his lips were tracing my spine and I shivered in delight.

  I pushed Ell down onto his back and straddled him, still kissing him while Tadgh licked and stroked my back. My God, that man has magic hands.

  I decided to pass on the favor, moving down to Ell’s throat and kissing the rough skin there, licking his Adam’s apple, biting into his collarbone. Ell gasped at the assault. Straight or gay, I don’t think anyone would be capable of saying no to me tonight.

  I sucked on his nipples, scraping gently with my teeth, licking it better, and Ell moaned slightly, catching my head in his hands, burying his fingers in my hair. My head moved down his wonderful flat stomach, nipping and tasting, and as I got to the line of hair that ran down like an arrow pointing toward his cock, I felt Tadgh’s hands and mouth move lower on my back, lower and lower, until he was licking my asshole.

  I whimpered. I actually whimpered. And then I took Ell’s long slim cock into my mouth and sucked it deep.

  “Holy fuck,” Ell cried as I squashed my gag reflex and took him all the way in. I’m not a sex faery for nothing. And it kept me from crying out as Tadgh ran his tongue along my throbbing pussy lips and darted it inside.

  I squirmed. I wriggled. And then I nearly choked, because Tadgh knelt up behind me and fed his big fat cock into my aching, dripping cunt.

  God, it was wonderful. I can’t tell you how much I love this, love being full of hard, throbbing cocks.

  Tadgh stroked my ass as he thrust into me from behind, probing with a finger made slippery from my own juices. As Tadgh plunged into me, Ell thrust his hips upwards, fucking my mouth, filling me with his taste and his hot flesh. I stroked his balls, looked up at his face and saw his head thrown back, his eyes closed and his mouth open. His cock throbbed in my throat. It wouldn’t be long now.

  As Tadgh stuck his finger into my ass, I came, ripping my head away from Ell’s cock to gulp in huge amounts of air, dizzy and boneless and screaming for more.

  And more was right at hand. There in front of me was Ell’s cock, dark red and shiny, bobbing around all lonely by itself. I pulled forward away from Tadgh’s still hard cock and impaled myself on Ell, whose eyes slammed open in shock.

  “Ah, God, you feel good,” I moaned. His penis was thinner than Tadgh’s, but then that’s not saying much. He was still big and stiff, filling me up nicely, his balls soft against my ass as I bounced up and down on them. I squeezed his cock with my pussy muscles, and Ell’s eyes rolled back in his head.

  “You feel pretty good too,” he managed, gasping. “Hooray for squishy bits!”

  “Hooray,” I yelped, working my hips back and forth, up and down, moving with manic energy. “Oh, oh, oh!”

  Ell’s cock was pulsing inside me now, jerking with the need to come,
and then he did come, inside me, squirting his seed inside my cunt, and I, delirious, came too, crying out madly.

  But I hadn’t even had chance to get my brain back in order before Tadgh was grabbing me and rolling me onto my back and sliding himself back inside me again. My orgasm just went on and on. My whole body pulsing and thrashing, incoherent cries flying from my mouth as Tadgh surged into me again and again, filling me up inside. His lips were on my neck and his hands on my breasts, and then he came too, and we lay there in a boneless heap. Sweaty and exhausted, and in my case at least, pretty indescribably happy.

  For about five minutes the only sound was the three of us breathing hard. Tadgh rolled off me, onto his back, then gathered me and Ell on either side. We snuggled up, and I draped one leg over Tadgh’s hip. My cunt was still soaked and dripping with come, my nipples swollen where they grazed his chest. I felt magnificently sated and at the same time desperate for more. As soon as I could move again.

  Which might be some time.

  Then Ell said, “I just had sex with a girl.”

  I laughed, reaching over Tadgh to pat Ell’s shoulder. “You did,” I said, “and you made her come, too.” I felt really lightheaded at my next thought. “You know, people used to believe a woman was more likely to conceive if she came.”

  “Did they?” Ell asked sleepily. “Then I’m glad it’s a skill I possess.”

  Tadgh ruffled my hair and I kissed his chest. Then Ell’s voice came again, all traces of sleepiness gone now. “Aura?”

  “Mmm?”

  “We didn’t -- I wasn’t wearing a condom. Did you do a spell?”

  “No,” I said, smiling drowsily.

  “Oh, crap. I’ll just --”

  “No,” I said, squeezing his shoulder. He lifted his head and regarded me over Tadgh’s chest.

  “No?” he said.

  Tadgh looked at me too. “No?”

  “No spell,” I said. “Well. Not that kind of spell anyway. Some kind of fertility or protection thing might be nice.”

  Ell sat up, staring at me. Tadgh’s eyes searched my face.

  “Unless you don’t want me to have your baby,” I said.

  “Don’t want… Aura, are you crazy?” Ell reached over and grabbed me by the shoulders, shaking me upright. Tadgh slipped his arm around my waist, holding me up. “I never wanted anyone else but you! Ever since this whole crazy thing started, I’ve been desperate to think of ways to persuade you!”

  I blinked. “Really?”

  “Yes, really!” Ell looked at Tadgh, who nodded.

  “We both really wanted you,” Tadgh said.

  I brushed my hand over his groin. His cock stirred. “Well, you did at least.”

  “Aura, are you serious?” Ell cried. “You’ll do it?”

  “I might already be doing it,” I said, lying back and snuggling into Tadgh’s warm embrace. Ell scrambled over the two of us and grabbed me from behind, kissing any part of me he could reach.

  “Aura, I love you!”

  I smiled, and thought about how he’d told the Queen I was helping him, and got me an invitation to Court without me even asking, and all the other lovely things he’d done for me.

  And then I thought about bringing up a baby with these two wonderful men, and said, “I love you too.”

  Chapter Eight

  I kissed Tadgh, and then turned and kissed Ell, who flashed us to the gigantic bed in the master bedroom of the suite and magicked some champagne for us all.

  “Not for me.” I fluttered my eyelashes. “I might be in a delicate condition.”

  “Sweetheart, you’ve never been delicate.” Tadgh poured champagne all over my breasts and started licking it off.

  “I object! I’m Fae. Of course I’m delicate.”

  “Oh, you were at least a dress size bigger than the other girls tonight.” Ell dipped his head and started licking my other breast. I stroked his head proudly.

  “Not that it’s a bad thing,” Tadgh mumbled around a mouthful of nipple.

  “Absolutely. I meant it as a compliment. Hey, Aura! I could design a new range of maternity wear! Want to model it for me?”

  “Sure,” I said, curving a leg around each of their waists. “Ell, you know you’re going to have to have lots more sex with me, just to make sure.”

  “I know,” he said. “You know, it’s not that bad.”

  “Oh, cheers.”

  “I mean --”

  “How about baby wear?” Tadgh interrupted, his hand sliding down to caress my pussy.

  “Ooh!” Ell’s eyes widened and he gave up licking. “A whole new line of children’s wear!” He jumped out of bed, grabbed a sketchbook, and started drawing things.

  Tadgh rolled his eyes at me, and poured champagne all over my stomach and thighs. Then he bent to lick it off, spending far more time than was strictly necessary, champagne-wise, on my clit. He stuck his tongue right in my pussy, and I saw stars.

  “No champagne there,” I managed, and he laughed against me, the vibrations making my eyes cross.

  “Tastes pretty good to me though,” he said, and then he started stroking my ass again. I guess he can’t help it. Having spent so long sleeping with a gay man he’s bound to be a little anal-fixated.

  Not that I’m complaining. Hell, just the thought of that gigantic cock of his filling me up, stretching me out, made me pretty dizzy.

  “Ell,” I called hoarsely as Tadgh started sliding his fingers into my ass and his tongue into my pussy. “Come over here.”

  Ell glanced over and saw me writhing on the bed. “I don’t think there’s any room for me down there, sweetie.”

  Tadgh lifted his head. “There’s plenty,” he said with a wicked smile, and then he sat up against the headboard and spread his legs. His cock stood up proud, big and thick and dark and hard. I licked my lips. Then I licked his penis.

  “Aura,” he moaned, clutching my hair, and I swallowed him down. It took quite some effort, but I managed it. Tadgh thrust into my mouth once, twice, then he stopped and said, “No, I want to be in your ass.”

  “Isn’t that usually my line?” said Ell, climbing onto the bed and fondling my pussy from behind. I was so proud of him right then that I nearly came. But instead I scrambled round so I was sitting between Tadgh’s legs, my back to his chest. His cock pressed hotly against my back.

  “I want both of you,” I said, reaching down and spreading my pussy lips apart. “Ell, you’re gonna have to go in the front way again.”

  He nodded manfully. “I think I’m getting the hang of it now.”

  “I’m so proud,” I told Tadgh, “aren’t you?”

  “Proud and horny,” he said, and I laughed, shaky with expectation.

  I moved myself up and back until the head of his cock was resting between my buttocks. He’d already stretched me out and lubed me with his fingers, and the very tip of him slid in easily. I felt his size, thought about how good he was going to feel, and slid down onto him.

  Tadgh groaned as I took him as far as I could. Not quite to the balls, because no one has that much room inside them. Ell reached down between us and stroked the root of Tadgh’s cock where it didn’t quite fit in. He stroked Tadgh’s balls, and I watched, transfixed, his hand disappearing under my butt.

  “Your turn now,” I told him, and he looked up, swallowed, nodded, and knelt in front of me.

  When Ell pushed his cock inside me, I thought I might faint with delight. I’ve always, always loved being taken this way. My body full of hot, pulsing male flesh. God, it’s wonderful.

  They started moving, gently at first, finding a rhythm. Ell moaned as his balls brushed against Tadgh’s. I whimpered when Tadgh stroked my clit. And then again when Ell dipped his head and suckled one of my nipples.

  “He’s really getting the hang of this,” I panted to Tadgh, who turned my head and kissed me. I reached down and grasped Ell’s butt, pushing him deeper inside me, slipping my fingers between his buttocks and stroking his asshole.


  He shivered, his whole body shuddering, his cock quivering inside me.

  “Oh,” I moaned, and then Ell started pounding into me, and I pushed him on, harder and deeper, using my own wetness to push my finger inside his ass. His head fell to my shoulder, his teeth biting into me, and as Tadgh picked up his pace and started thrusting harder, I felt myself starting to spin away into orgasm, bucking and screaming, on and on, over and over as they thrust so deep inside me they filled me up completely, coming too, the three of us at the same time.

  It went on and on, fireworks and shooting stars, my body in ecstasy, and when I finally came back down to earth they were with me, holding me tight, my family.

  My family.

  * * *

  A couple of months later, I sat sunning myself on the roof terrace of Ell and Tadgh’s townhouse. Every Fae has green fingers, and the terrace was a riot of lush greenness, bright blooms and dense, glossy leaves. The early evening sun warmed my skin, the last of the Seelie influence before Ell started packing his bags to move to the Southern hemisphere.

  I lazed like a big cat, fighting down the constant urge to smile, until I remembered I was alone and beamed at the foliage.

  “You look pretty happy,” came a warm voice from my left. My head snapped in that direction, and I saw a beautiful girl with golden tresses flowing to her knees. She was dressed in silky, diaphanous green that matched her eyes, and she regarded me with her head tilted to one side.

  I felt the same energy from her I felt from Ell. “Niamh?”

  She smiled, a gentle, pretty smile. “Yes, Aura of the Seelie.”

  I just -- just -- bit down a big smile at that. The Seelie Queen had welcomed me into her Court, given me a favored position at her table, and showered me with gifts. No doubt if I schlepped up and told her I wasn’t going to have Ell’s baby any more, she’d throw me to her hellhounds, but I didn’t figure I was in much danger for the time being.

  I eyed Niamh. Well, no danger from the Seelie Court, anyway.

  Ell’s sister arranged herself prettily on a stone bench. “Aren’t you going to congratulate me on my marriage?”